Blurter

An Arsehole (Anatomy)

I can't believe Jonny (soft J) fucked Emily in the blurter so callously!

That shifty vindaloo made Jonnys blurter combust

by Lat1no Heat December 21, 2009

Blunder

A grievous mistake that embarrasses (or should embarrass, at least) the committer.

Only after leaving his office did Mark realize his blunder: he had put his tie on backwards.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Blunderspunk

Premature ejaculation

Oh no! Blunderspunk! Sorry!

by riverflow October 4, 2013

blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

Blunder

A YouTuber and Twitch streamer that plays Pokemon Showdown. Known for his hit series such as "BL Knights". Famously switched his Swampert on Will-O-Wisp from Rotom-Wash during SPL. Also goes by ThunderBlunder777.

Blunder: Watch this
Pokeaim: Blunder no you will lose the game
Blunder: Fuck it
Pokeaim: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WE LOST.

by UrAverageHuman March 4, 2021

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014