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blunter

A gigantic shit that completely fills the toilet and stinks to high hell
So the other day I went to the Polish deli and got one of their big meat sandwiches. This morning I took a big Polish blunter.
by Blunter bob October 5, 2016
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Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.
Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!
by RE4LITY December 14, 2016
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blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.
Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019
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blunderrhoea

A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time

Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word
The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire
by ambi_D November 6, 2021
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Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!
by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006
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Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.
A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.
by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020
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bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015
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