Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010

Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Blunderbuss

A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

"I saw a blunderbuss on the street the other day!"

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018

Blunderbuss

A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.

Gabe’s blunderbuss is well known to have impacted a bathroom or two.

by Gam Jam23 April 8, 2021

Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.

lol that blunderbuss was cool

by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022