Blunch

When you wake up the morning after a long night of partying and its too late for breakfast but too early for lunch so you just smoke a blunt.

Yo i just woke up and missed breakfast with the fam

Its cool, come over for blunch, I got mad l's on deck

by ok987654321 October 25, 2011

Blunch

A consumption of a blunt during or after a lunch.

After a stressful morning, Kenny and John went out for a long blunch. They came back feeling refreshed and relaxed.

by Kicuri April 2, 2012

Blunch

When you smoke a blunt, typically filled with marijuana, and then go get lunch or brunch.

Tomorrow should be fun, Ashley and I are doing blunch.

by SSY September 30, 2013

pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

by Pipe Line March 13, 2008

Blunch Time

Term for a "wake and bake" in the afternoon or evening; Also an expression used to wake up roommates in a streamlined voluntary fashion

(Wakes up & yawns looking at clock noting that its after Noon)
"Blunch Time!"
(Everyone jumps out of bed and dashes to the living room)

by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013

Blunch

A brunch or lunch that descends into drunken depravity. A ‘boozy’ lunch.

I went out for brunch but was so hungover I needed a Bloody Mary and before I knew it we were having Blunch

by The pink panther June 26, 2020

Blunch

1. When you have brunch or lunch while smoking a blunt
2. When you put blush on while having brunch or lunch or perhaps you use your food as blush

It could also be used as a verb: blunching
*Person using a strawberry as blush
“Wow you’re totally blunching”
*Person smoking a blunt at lunch
“Wow you’re totally blunching”

“Let’s have blunch tomorrow”
“ I feel like blunching right now”

by fresha June 6, 2023