Blunch

When you wake up the morning after a long night of partying and its too late for breakfast but too early for lunch so you just smoke a blunt.

Yo i just woke up and missed breakfast with the fam

Its cool, come over for blunch, I got mad l's on deck

by ok987654321 October 25, 2011

Blunch

A consumption of a blunt during or after a lunch.

After a stressful morning, Kenny and John went out for a long blunch. They came back feeling refreshed and relaxed.

by Kicuri April 2, 2012

Blunch

When you smoke a blunt, typically filled with marijuana, and then go get lunch or brunch.

Tomorrow should be fun, Ashley and I are doing blunch.

by SSY September 30, 2013

pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

by Pipe Line March 13, 2008

Blunch Time

Term for a "wake and bake" in the afternoon or evening; Also an expression used to wake up roommates in a streamlined voluntary fashion

(Wakes up & yawns looking at clock noting that its after Noon)
"Blunch Time!"
(Everyone jumps out of bed and dashes to the living room)

by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013

Blunch

Blunch. When the second meal of the day is accompanied by a cigar filled with cannabis, commonly referred to as a blunt.

(1) I got some hogies, a cigarillo and some cannabis. Let's have blunch! (2) I'm going to take a blunch break, see you in an hour.

by Stack Nasty October 12, 2019

Blunch

1. When you have brunch or lunch while smoking a blunt
2. When you put blush on while having brunch or lunch or perhaps you use your food as blush

It could also be used as a verb: blunching
*Person using a strawberry as blush
“Wow you’re totally blunching”
*Person smoking a blunt at lunch
“Wow you’re totally blunching”

“Let’s have blunch tomorrow”
“ I feel like blunching right now”

by fresha June 6, 2023