Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

Blumpkeroo

A blumpkeroo is when you are giving a blumpkin (giving head while he's taking a shit on the toilet) and you go for a handstand 69 position on the toilet, then your arms give out (or he purposefully does it) and your head falls into the dirty toilet water

Last night, I was taking a shit before my shower and my girl walked in for a blumpkin and we ended up doing a blumpkeroo

by Hurricane Kat June 22, 2020

blumpjerk

When a man takes a dump and jerks off, simultaniously.

He's probably blumpjerking

by matt & ron January 18, 2011

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010

Blumpberry

The action of using one's Blackberry while taking a dump. A derivative of blumpkin and blongkin.

Bro1: "Yo bro why have you been in the bathroom for the past half-hour?"
Bro 2:"Yo bro I was taking a Blumpberry."
Bro1:"Oh word I just got your BBM."

by Herb McSpice November 23, 2010

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014