Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.

by @rk October 22, 2020

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to a statement that is not in line with your personal beliefs.

She has a blum face for any harsh truth.

by @rk October 19, 2021

Blum

A mixture of blood, cum and oyster poop. Commonly found in still swamp waters.

Kamron was eating a bowl of cereal out on the dock while practicing his pirouette when suddenly he tripped over a hermit crab, sliced his forearm, and spewed blum into Tommy’s mouth.

by Ppgang official July 23, 2023

Blum

A black bum

That blum sure was happy when he found that watermelon and fried chicken in the trash.

by G$48 January 31, 2024

Blum

A mixture of one's own blood and one's seminal fluid; brought on by constant and continous ejaculation.

Jay: 'Man, my pants are full of Blum after last night and this morning'

Garrett: 'nice'

by Wilhelm909 August 12, 2025

Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".

That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

by psnack January 27, 2009

Blum mode

When completely unintelligentable speech is followed by completely functional code.

I don't know what the fuck just happened, but he went into blum mode and my project is done.

by Depauw January 26, 2011