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blueballs

A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.
"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"
by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004
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blueballs

painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005
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literary blueballs

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.
In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.
by SnugBug August 1, 2010
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verbal blueballs

When someone starts to say something i.e. a story or a thought, and stops in the middle of it without finishing. Thus, the original idea isn't completely conveyed, and the listener only knows part of the story, and must know the other part to be fully satisfied. Stems from the term "blueballs," the symptoms after receiving a blowjob without climaxing, although nearly reaching it.
My friend was telling me about a big fight she had, when all of a sudden she stopped and said "Whatever, nevermind." It was a huge case of verbal blueballs.
by Aspano April 16, 2004
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BlueBalls

When you haven't had sexual Intercourse in a good amount of weeks or months.
Bob: Dude I got blueballs because my girlfriend broke up with me

John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care
by Jnoh Smith May 13, 2021
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Blueballs

All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.
We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo
by ScandoMan September 21, 2009
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Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone
I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself
by Scopehound December 4, 2010
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