bloused

1. messed up or confusing
2. to be intoxicated
3. to finish something

1. Everyone was naked when I got there; it was the most bloused thing I had ever seen.
2. I was way too bloused to drive.
3. After that J we bloused off all of Schneitzel's chips.

by murdoc 1 May 7, 2007

Blouse Chops

Voluptous or non-voluptous pieces of meat in the upper carriages of a shirt or said blouse.

Damn, look at those 1/4 lb Blouse Chops!

by Bennnnnnnnnny July 27, 2007

tuna blouse

The lovely presentation of tuna on traditional blouse garnish bedding. The tuna is both succulent and decadent while leaving a palatable yet refined aftertaste.

Ernie's tuna blouse that he brought into the office luncheon is delightful.

by RDR425 March 15, 2017

Shiny Blouse

A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)

Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...

by Not Your Average Urb Dic ;) July 17, 2021

blouse

A really femmie gay guy who fancies himself as the top in man to man sex.

Check out the skinny guy with the waxed eyebrows and the cartoonish voice, my gay buddy says he thinks hes a top...what a blouse.

by EricInChi January 9, 2005

Blouse

Phrase often said in reply to a statement found false or believed to be false.

"She thought that she looked cute with that top on? Blouse!"

by Missa20 September 4, 2012

Blouse an skirts

Politcally correct version of the curse word bumboclot in Rasta.

All of em' blouse an skirts mudda's need to be delt wit.

by Miguel April 13, 2004