Good-Blaster

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.

Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.

by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012

juice blast

When a girl squirts cum from her pussy.

“Ya shoot that juice blast all over my face”

by KKbay March 8, 2019

Blast on fools

To use your strap/firearm on a human being. To shoot somebody.

1. Some bustas tried to jack my whip, so I had to blast on those fools.
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!

by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

BlastphamousHD

A YouTuber that makes reaction and gaming videos as well as telling fucked stories. He also gives literally zero fucks

BlastphamousHD tells the most fucked stories on YouTube! BHDMaurice

by AgginSaggin July 13, 2016