Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Blarted

The act/ motion of fucking up. The Ultimate mistake made

You gon Fucked up, you blarted so hard

by mfeinstein September 1, 2020

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

Bloated

A ninety's slang for drunk that was used by guys who was grunge music fans.

I've spent the afternoon drinkingin my bedroom and watching mine old MTV Umplugged VHS, I don't think I'm gonna go to the bar tonite, I'm feeling so bloated...

by Henry Potta March 11, 2009

blouted

The definition of being turnt, drunk, or wild. Also means you're about the action.

Me and my friends were blouted last night! turnt drunk boutit

by BobbyGoat May 27, 2016

Bloated

When someone is acting like an air head.

WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.

by qwaisc October 14, 2009