blocka

The sound made by a "nine" when being used to "pop a cap" in ones rear end.

Also associated with splitting wigs.

- blocka blocka! - OW! MY ASS!

by bitchnigga October 20, 2003

bookanits

when you get shoved inside of a kitchen utility

yo you have bookanits nibba

no way what
yeah 1000000000%

by bookanits December 20, 2018

hata blockas

particularly large, dark sunglasses (usually designer) worn at all times (inside or out, day or night) to block your eyes from the haters. also an actual brand of sunglasses, availible on the internet, based in tampa florida.

this club is low, i need my hata blockas.

by heatx June 12, 2006

blockatiel

The unsung cockatiel hero against vulgar,pornographic,and unsightly images.Blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer.

What's this bird doing on my poster?
Blockatiel'd!

by Cockatiel Owner June 21, 2009

Bookaholic

Someone that is addicted to reading. Literally cannot stop. No matter how hard other people try, they will continue reading. Has an infinite amount of books that never seems to diminish.

"Did you see Emma today?"
"Yeah, but her nose was stuck inside ANOTHER book."
"She's such a bookaholic!"

by QueenElenaGalathynius September 24, 2018

rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

by cdawg821 May 20, 2010