bloody mary 

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

bloody mary by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Bloody Mary 

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

Bloody Mary 

Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.

It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.

Bloody Mary by BloodyMolly September 14, 2011

bloody mary 

eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Dude bloody mary is sick.

bloody mary by mike setay. May 19, 2008

Bloody Mary 

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!

Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!

Bloody Mary by samm...y May 24, 2006

Bloody Mary 

v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.

Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".

Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"

Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"

Bloody Mary by Zazzles August 5, 2011

bloody mary 

While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.

He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.

bloody mary by Pwnt By Tuberculosis July 16, 2007