an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
by block1of4 September 8, 2005
Get the blimpster mug.When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.
"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"
by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008
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Get the damn bitch you built like a blimp mug.Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!
by Mama Geri March 14, 2006
Get the buffet blimp mug.Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.
Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !
I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
by Steve Francis September 3, 2007
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