scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.

"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke

by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

baller blocker

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

by shehreenie June 14, 2006

Blokes on Blokes

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.

Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.

by MrMan4Life June 3, 2020

ordinary bloke

Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

Steve Irwin, he's just an ordinary bloke.

by writ September 7, 2006

Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.

Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!

by Rionox September 30, 2022

Top bloke

A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.

Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"

by Good Compared to BL... April 14, 2014