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blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
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blistan

to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.
I've got a blistan to ask...
by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012
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Blissipline

Blissipline is the combination of Bliss and Discipline.
The term is used in the context of being in the now (bliss) as you strive towards achieving your goals (which takes discipline).
With blissipline you no longer pursue your goals with grim determination or use fear to motivate you. Instead there is a joyous energy behind everything you do. You are in the now, and the steps towards your goal are the blissful journey, rather than a means to an end.
by colettekenney April 6, 2010
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Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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ignorance is bliss

It is a term used to falsely justify apathy on the given subject in the form of a catchy cliche.
A prevalent saying of the people in North America when confronted by the truth.

Me: Did you know that fluoride causes bone brittleness and dental fluorosis?

You: Meh, ignorance is bliss. *swallows the toothpaste*
by youcandothis March 25, 2013
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Sorrowful Bliss

1. To be blissful in your sorrow.
2. Enjoying your sorrow rather than to wallow in it unhappily or with self-pity.
3. To accept being sorrowful willingly and agreeably.
4. Accepting that you are filled with sorrow and being decidedly blissful rather than allowing the sorrow to consume you in depression.
5. Blissful Sorrow
As she felt the depression, she knew that the sorrowful bliss would soon follow, and she would welcome the feeling.
by Aiden6801 February 27, 2008
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Blaise Zabini

A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.
If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!
by dj234 June 27, 2011
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