bogward-rush

Emergency dash for the loo, frequently induced by the arrival of the turtle's head.

The action of someone who has been clenching all the way home on the bus having failed to drop the kids off before leaving work.

Out of the way Johnny, Daddy won't stop his bogward-rush for anyone.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Borkward

When a person or situation happens to be simultaneously boring and awkward.

My date was seriously borkward.

by mrfracas August 16, 2020

Blackwards

To do/say something that makes no sense at all.

1.Dressing in all white when you are sneaking out at night is blackwards.

by Crows_shadow May 23, 2007

blogward

Contraction of blog award. An award that doesn't actually exist except in bandwidth.

This is an Emmy. Those are just blogwards.

by Robin Kelly April 29, 2008

blogoword

Neologism popularized in the blogosphere.

I have to confess, I looked at "slog" and thought "Ughhh, that's the worst new blogoword since 'blogmarklet'!"

by Adelle November 5, 2006

blockard

A person or a user who blocks or has blocked you just because you ask for non-profit/non-commissioned requests and/or collabs.

There are users on deviantART who are total blockards, just because they don't take requests and/or collabs.

by LTIan September 2, 2023

Blocktard

beginner

1: Blocktard? that sounds like a slur in minecraft
2: You are a blocktard to the english language

by Nintendrew March 8, 2024