My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.

For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.

by do I have to put something here? October 1, 2004

anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

Bedirhan

Bedirhan is a cool and smart guy. He is also very nice

Mom: how should we name him?
Dad: Bedirhan
Doctor:Sorry Bedirhan is already in use you can choose from: Bedirhan4368 or Bedirhan1256

by Gewoon iemand May 13, 2017

bleedin' amy

A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while not actually meaning anything.

Alarmist: You can go wheelbarrow style, doggie style, or even a Bleedin' Amy!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!

by GunGunGun_Dingo February 1, 2008

Bediddle

To take your hand and to repetitively slap the inner parts of the calf muscles between ones legs. IT CANNOT BE ABOVE THE KNEES IT MUST BE BELOW. It must also be from the behind, otherwise it doesn't qualify as a true bediddle.

"Hahaha I just bediddled Sammie!"

"Gretchen, if you bediddle me again I will destroy you."

by Asian Station November 11, 2018