bleach flash

A “Bleach flash” is the act of shining a flashlight in someone or something’s ass hole with a rat nearby. The rat will instinctively climb in said ass hole completing the act.

Jack: Dawg, I think it would be best if me and Kathleen broke up.

Tyron: C’mon what are you talkin’ bout, why would you say that.

Jack: it’s just... everything kinda went downhill after she caught me bleach flash her sister.

by Sin_Sin_Salabim July 22, 2019

bleach boy

Pretending to be more white than you are/ whitewashing your own works.

Did you see tamir's insta feed? He's not that light irl. What a bleach boy.

by Fleef January 2, 2017

Bpeash

Shorthand for the condition known as “butthole alopecia” when dudes are checking out that ass. Men love a hairless asshole on a hot girl.

“Bro that chick has a fat ass, you think she takes care of it?” Asked one bud… “Oh an ass like that? You know she got that squeaky clean Bpeash!” Said the other. “You’re right, smoother than silk” both buds concluded.

by The Bud Boys January 17, 2023

yung bleach gawd

The best rapper ever

Man I wish I could rap like yung bleach gawd

by Yeah ik I’m cool October 13, 2017

Bleach

The best drink in the world

Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!

by SentimentalBoy June 26, 2016

Bleachy

The name for Michael's Penis.

People named michael call their penis bleachy.

by CMLMA July 28, 2011

ear bleach

Any song, album, or artist you run to when you need to flush out an annoying earworm. While this may leave you with another earworm, it's at least an earworm you can stand.

Dammit, I got "Dancing Queen" stuck in my head. It's time for some ear bleach. Maybe AC/DC will do it.

by American Idget September 27, 2010