God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

bless his heart!

When a Southern lady says "Bless his heart" regarding someone, it means that he is as stupid as a box of rocks.

He noted for Jones? Well, bless his heart!

by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

Blessing

He/she makes an awesome lover... you can never forget a Blessing once you've been with one. Shy in crowds but rocks your world when you get close to him/her

i want to have a Blessing everyday.

Blessing is good for the body and soul

by Chiheralicious Queens November 23, 2017

max bliss

A scam. Being suckered into donating money so that someone can take a vacation using a crowd funding site.

I just max blissed some people into sending me to France to have sex with an ugly chick!

I just pulled a max bliss on a bunch of idiots and now I'm going to France to have sex with an ugly chick!

by Abyssa May 8, 2015

bless my britches

This is a Southern exclamation of surprise.

Well bless my britches!

by I, Wreckerrr December 20, 2020

Bless Your Heart

Phrase used by old southern ladies that want to get away with saying 'fuck you' to a stranger. It works because they also use it unironically just often enough to leave doubt in your mind.

"Oh bless your heart."

"Did that lady just tell me to go fuck myself or genuinely mean it?"
"Well, we are in Georgia..."

by Itsapaul05 April 25, 2023

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016