Bayern Munich

The team that Memextreme bums 24/7

Bayern Munich 7-2 Tottenham Hotspur
LOLOLOLOL

by thessparked October 21, 2020

Mount&Blade

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.

"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"

by BaldurThor August 25, 2009

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

Blaeh

Deriving from both, this word merges the typical "blah" and "bleh" expressions used to describe a persons lack of interest, boredom, and/or "whatever" feeling. "Blaeh" can be used when messaging a friend to describe an unexcited feeling or when one has run out of things to say/ is bored enough to reduce his or herself to nonsensical words.

Girl: "lol"

Boy: ....

*Minutes later*

Boy: "blaeh"

Girl: "blaeh, haha, how was your day?"

Boy: "Blaeh"

Girl: "Why blaeh?"

Boy: "Well not much happened, and it was pretty boring"

by Ishnessbby November 3, 2010

blade runner

1. A killer of simulated humans called REPLICANTS - clone robots genetically engineered to be way stronger and at least as smart as their creators. In the Ridley Scott movie, a police officer who is authorized to kill these beings is called a Blade Runner.

2. Blade Runner: Syd Mead did the concept art for this awsome flick based on Philip K Cicks novel "Do Andriod Dream of Electric Sheep". Best film ever according to millions of Science Fiction geeks, including me -- until DEADMAN -- a Jarmusch film starring Johnny Depp --outplaced it as the best film of all time.

Sushi restaraunt guy: "He say you blade runner"

Harrison Ford: "Tell him I'm eating"

by monkiki April 6, 2005

whirling blade pitcher

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

Fort Blade

A building for housing hallucinated heinous criminals and offensive sex beasts.

Do you think you’ll end up back at Fort Blade later tonight?
FUCK nah! That place is full of sexual terrorists

by FB Survivor January 24, 2019