Blaeh

Deriving from both, this word merges the typical "blah" and "bleh" expressions used to describe a persons lack of interest, boredom, and/or "whatever" feeling. "Blaeh" can be used when messaging a friend to describe an unexcited feeling or when one has run out of things to say/ is bored enough to reduce his or herself to nonsensical words.

Girl: "lol"

Boy: ....

*Minutes later*

Boy: "blaeh"

Girl: "blaeh, haha, how was your day?"

Boy: "Blaeh"

Girl: "Why blaeh?"

Boy: "Well not much happened, and it was pretty boring"

Blaeh by Ishnessbby November 3, 2010

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

blah-ke 

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

blah-ke by Mbs jay January 24, 2017

Blahaj 

A shark plushie made out of pure love found in IKEA, meaning "blue shark". Comes in two huggable sizes.

Blahaj is love, Blahaj is life. Praised be the Blahajar.

Blahaj by Poatto October 18, 2022

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson 

1) Your day will be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson

-meaning Your day will be exceedingly tedious and irksome as well as pathetically pitiful and inadequate furthermore it will be provocatively Honorificabilitudinitatibus ( Longest word in Shakespeare's works)

"Oh gosh look at this chaotic place. It is going to be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson. Lets go"

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson by Alaulaaaa December 18, 2009

Blahg 

A blog you feel compelled to read but leaves you fantastically underwhelmed. To do so will typically take 5 minutes of your life & good eyesite that you'll never get back.

Holy hell, if you need to feel better about your life, read this blahg about decorating vegetables. Jeebus.

I'd write about my day but I so don't want to post a blahg- no one deserves that.

Blahg by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa October 16, 2008

Shangri-blah 

When something is portrayed as being totally awesome yet your experience of it is the complete opposite.

We checked out that posh new restaurant Cindy recommended but it was totally Shangri-blah!

Shangri-blah by cmmvan June 7, 2011