Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 3, 2019

bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019

blasphemy

The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.

Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!

by Can't find a handle November 13, 2021

blasphemy

To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.

Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up

by Shelbs April 9, 2005

Blasphemy

A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason

Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!

by redgrave1093 October 26, 2019

Blasphemy

Dunking a cookie in water

*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!

by Ordinary_llama February 11, 2018

blasphemy

doing something out of violence or immorality

writing or doing something against the LORD. or doing something immoral

by john wagner November 2, 2003