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Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.
"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
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blanta

a black or african american santa figurine you would see in a store at christmas time
look there's Blanta! i didn't know Santa was black...
by mrs. clause January 15, 2007
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bluntsmanship

G.E. Billy: "Hey Thomas, how'd you do during your first year of college?"

Thomas: "Shit man, I just about failed every class because I am majoring in Bluntsmanship."

G.E. Billy: "You have it aced?"

Thomas: "You know I got that shit on lock-down."
by tpizzle June 7, 2006
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Blow blunts

The act of smoking marijuana out of a platinum blunt wrap as a result usually feeling very euphoric

Act is usually performed with one or more of your goons
Yo baker whatchu doin after class
Me n da white ape are gonna blow blunts wit trick and that faggot deadeye
by 2ozblunt March 4, 2009
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Bants

Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!

Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
by LivingLifeMyWay March 11, 2012
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blant

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.
Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?
by naggernensky May 14, 2009
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