"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
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by mrs. clause January 15, 2007
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Thomas: "Shit man, I just about failed every class because I am majoring in Bluntsmanship."
G.E. Billy: "You have it aced?"
Thomas: "You know I got that shit on lock-down."
Thomas: "Shit man, I just about failed every class because I am majoring in Bluntsmanship."
G.E. Billy: "You have it aced?"
Thomas: "You know I got that shit on lock-down."
by tpizzle June 7, 2006
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Act is usually performed with one or more of your goons
Act is usually performed with one or more of your goons
Yo baker whatchu doin after class
Me n da white ape are gonna blow blunts wit trick and that faggot deadeye
Me n da white ape are gonna blow blunts wit trick and that faggot deadeye
by 2ozblunt March 4, 2009
Get the Blow blunts mug.Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!
Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
by LivingLifeMyWay March 11, 2012
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Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?
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