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banquete

Banquets is full of rich wanna be hoes. Un loyal bitches and skanks. Worse than robstown ova in banquete. The town is smaller than my penis and no one knows where Tf its at on a map. Anyways the fist of this word is that Banquete=Hoe!
anyone will suck your dick in Banquete
by Chiken noodels November 6, 2018
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blanquita

White girl. Analagous to latina.
So I'm at the movies yesterday and you know how I like to put my things on the seat next to me? And this blanquita wants to put her things in the same seat. So I'm like, whateva. So the movie ends and the blanquita is like, "Oh my God, my purse is still here!" You believe that shit? That bitch think that because I'm Latina, I'm just gonna steal her shit! So I got mad fuckin' ghetto, I'm like, "Bitch, I'm not like that! And you should not be like, thinkin' that like all Hispanics are like that!" Bitch got the nerve to say to me, "Well, I've been robbed before." And I told that bitch, "Oh well, good for you; you lucky I'm in a good mood today 'cause I woulda robbed you and smiled at you while doin' it!"

from www.overheardinnewyork.com
by Skellywag November 5, 2005
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boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".
Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.
by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019
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2 course banquet

When a guy eats out both of an Asian's holes - front and back.
Matt was late home, so his girlfriend Meg-lin was a bit pissed off...

Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you by giving you a 2 course banquet.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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Anorexic Banquet

The term describing a meal consisting of only a small item of food that one has consumed for lunch, such as a breakfast bar or 'nutritious' sweets
Terrance: I had a big ass slab of Battenburg for lunch what did you have Philip?
Philip:I had an Anorexic Banquet

Terrance: What?
Philip: A nutrigrain bar :(
by defender of heavy metal October 8, 2010
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Banquet

Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."
by terrahdez May 21, 2018
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Banquet

One of Bloc Party's first hit songs that helped them become famous.
Whoa man did you listen to Banquet when you were blazed last night??? Hell yah dude it was freaking amazing
by Aliens October 31, 2007
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