balagom

A pizza topping that's common everywhere except Domino's.

You got balagom?

by Karlingtonius July 8, 2021

Bagoon

A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.

"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.

by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015

blagojevich

Awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. An action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of entitlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

People can show chutzpah consciously. People can "have the nerve" to do something while knowing they're taking a chance. But to show *real* blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they're right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.

The canonical example is former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant Senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to "give away" the appointment for nothing.

Despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to Ghandi, his arrest to Pearl Harbor, and to say that it was "an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people."

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Not only did he never tell me that he'd tested positive before we had sex... but now he's suing me for harassment telling other people about it!

Wow, the blagojevich of that man!

by my name is Cos February 2, 2009

bagonize

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize

To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.

by hasany81 May 17, 2013

bagoweet

A term familiar to the small, often pre-verbal child who is having a lot of fun being slung over the shoulder of an adult singing that weird little tune, “A Bag of Wheat For Sale.”

For quite some time I wondered what a “bagoweet” was until one day, riding like a limp sack on my father, I was able to fully understand it in the context of the song and it’s meaning!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

Lagoo Bagoo

An offensive word used to describe a person who is or behaves idiotic. The word is indigenous to Guyana but has become popular in some countries in the Caribbean, primarily the island of Trinidad.

You see all (dem) are propa (proper) Lagoo Bagoos.

by Team4Kira August 5, 2011

Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!

senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama

by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009