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Black Magic Smoke 

back magic smoke is an incense availible in gas stations, hed shops, etc
....remember the first buzz off ganja u had? THIS brings it back to you! Im going cold turkey on incense right now and other than the fact i want a buzz, no REAL withdrawls<<<Wiki it..ZThey caim its so bad bla bla bla, if it is...Legalize the real bud! I cant afford either right now, nd if you are in the market to have one hell of a time, black magic smoke is the way to be. bowl it though, dont roll it. roling this burns really fast!

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines 

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines are rules set up in order to prevent NSFW content from being posted in the Black Magic 2 Community server.

TL;DR, free strikes.
Wow, I just got a strike. Thank you so much Black magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines! You're very helpful towards the community!

Black Magic 2 

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game
Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY

Black Magic Card

Is a nickname for the American Express Centurion Card, also known as the Amex Black Titanium. It's famous for having no preset spending limit, offering exclusive perks, access to elite places, and a sense of limitless financial power. It’s seen as almost like black magic, but it’s reserved only for a select few.

Example:
He walked into the Gucci store, pulled out his American Express, and just like that, the card made all the customers disappear—like magic. He had the whole store to himself, a prime example of the Black Magic Card.
Lee: Bruv, I’m going to try and get myself an Amex Black American Express card."

Frank: "Don’t, don’t be a muppet, bruv.

You’re never going to get a Black Magic Card, bruv. It’s only for the elite, bruv."

Lee: "Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv. I’m dreaming again, LOL."

Frank: LOL."

Lesbian Black Magic 

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

bagsy tax black magic 

U.K. Slang. Calling dibs. Has the same definition as "bagsy" - to claim something for yourself - but is more powerful.

A "bagsy tax black magic" is the ultimate form of dibs. It beats the second highest dibs; "bagsy tax", and lastly, the least authoritative; "bagsy".
Bob: "Geez some chuggy."
Alice: "There's wan left."
Bob: "Bagsy"
Chris: "Bagsy tax" *Chris claims the chuggy from Bob*
Chris: "Yaaaas, ya fucken wank-stain."
Dick: "Bagsy tax black magic" *Dick unleashes the power of a bagsy tax black magic and omnipotently claims the chuggy*
Dick: "Ya dancer!"