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Bitcheeeees theory

A "corollary" of the lol theory, it states that the word Bitcheeeees can be added at the end of every sentence to make it infinitely cool.
"What up BITCHEEEEEES?"
"I got an F BITCHEEEEEEES?"
"I've got cancer BITHCEEEEEES"
*Bitcheeeees theory in action*
by RoflPandaBears February 16, 2009
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bitchead

One who constantly bitches. Also a general insult for a less than desirable individual.
#1. All I ever hear from that bitch is constant bitching, she is such a bitchead.

#2. SHUT UP, BITCHEAD!
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.
Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"
by Jmechy February 24, 2003
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bitched

by yaichi September 2, 2012
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bitched-up

Physically and cosmetically damaged. Pitted, scratched, marred up, gouged.
After crashing on the motorcycle John had to get a new helmet because it was all bitched-up.
by Me November 10, 2003
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bitchwad

Noun,
An excessively bitchy person, generally a woman.

See also bitch, ho bag.
"You are such a bitchwad."
"Dude, that bitchwad tried to rule me."
"What a bitchwad."
by Zenzirouj September 23, 2003
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bitched in the ass

- Getting literally fucked in the ass by someone who is considerably smaller than you physically.

- Getting into trouble because of someone who many consider to be lesser than you

- Getting screwed over continuously by someone in any situation in any way that you could absolutely stop but still don't.
"I love to get bitched in the ass."
"I don't understand why would someone of your size enjoy those skeletons fucking you in the ass."

"Man, Jane has no money, no apartment and yet she still managed to get me fired"
"You got bitched in the ass, John."

"Jane keeps going on these shopping sprees and I keep giving her my credit cards. I don't know, I could just say no but I don't."
"John, you're getting bitched in the ass bro."
by AshSoul July 2, 2014
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