bitchting

Being bitched at by your girlfriend/wife via text message.

Me-Whatever hun
The Wife-Whatever you fucker
Me-Quit your bitchting!

by FMLGuy69 November 20, 2010

Bitchicidous

A common disease in this generation of people.
Pronounced: (Bitch-i-si-dus)

Symptoms:
Wagging School for no reason
calling sick days for no reason
bitching about a tiny injury (scratched knee)
bitching about a little cold
being a bitch in general

Wade: Doctor whats wrong with me? I'm so sick I feel like im dying.
Doctor: You have the common cold and a severe case of bitchicidous, I recommend you take this concrete pill and harden the fuck up.

by Doctor Wasabi June 20, 2011

bitchtarded

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.

Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.

by Crambertino April 17, 2014

Bitchford

bitchford bit-ch for-d
a vehicle made by the company Ford that a female, typically a thot, that they own and constantly drive in while insulting others on the road.

Person 1: Hey dude, look at that whore in the car!
Person 2: Thats a bitchford, a thot in a ford.

by Sebmin November 15, 2017

Silent Bitchmode

Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.

Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode

by Believe Thy Definitions July 23, 2016

bitchrod

Excellent in all regards; Completely on the mark; So awesome as to be considered ridiculous; Downright phenomenal

"Dude, how could we not get funding after that gnarly demo”, TJ exclaimed. “Vijit's classifier was totally bitchrod."

by TJ Hooker September 21, 2008

bitchcoin

It's the bitches' internet currency. Used by bitches who want to trade bitchness.

- You'll have to pay for that nasty comment.
- So, here, take five bitchcoins.

by Frajolão November 22, 2013