Bitchlet

A bitchlet is a lil bitch or a jit it is like using like the word NIGLET but for people that don’t have the black pass

Look at that bitchlet he is as tall as my right nut

by Zulinda son January 19, 2019

bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.

"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"

by Rubio July 31, 2008

bitchseat

the middle seat in the back seat of a car. often when it's a group of 3 people fitting in the backseat and you're the one in the middle

guy 1: shotty no blitz!
guy 2: not bitch
guy 3: not bitch
driver: haha Joe u got the bitchseat

by Howie boyyy March 1, 2007

bitchtastic

Exemplifying utter bitchiness.

I can't stand to be around my girl this time of the month; she's too friggin' bitchtastic.

by Rocko November 24, 2003

bitchnet

Hypothetical network all cruel, aggressive women are tapped into.

My boss was a pain in the ass, and then, she must have used bitchnet to tell my wife to give me hell also.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

Bitch Text

When someone (usually a girl) sends you one or multiple text messages bitching at you for something he/she would never verbalize face to face.

Katie sent me multiple bitch texts last night after learning I had forgotten to call her back, which seemed to hint at her real anger towards Mike, who had just broken up with her.

by Jingle Heimer Jo October 7, 2008