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Bitchboy

A dude who is considered a Fuckboy by all of his peers but refuses to admit he is infact a Fuckboy
Christian: Riley's such a Bitchboy! he won't admit he's being a Fuckboy!
by KatherineAH March 28, 2015
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Bitchbob

Any annoying inanimate object that becomes the brunt of ones' frustration.
"Up yours, Bitchbob!" (at object that is broken or uncooperative).
by ElectraViolet June 9, 2015
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Bitch Box

The very person everyone use's as an outlet to explain their problems, and life situations. Usually the quite person who just looks smart to every bloody idiot with a whiney problem.
When you are the Bitch Box™ expect people to randomly talk to you about thier day..then progress into their problems and question you on how to fix it. You're no doctor so why the hell should you help them out?? just simply answer all emotional questions "yeah thats a bummer" "seems pretty intresting" or "yeah i'd say talk to him/her".

The Bitch Box can easily be manipulated on either AIM or the Tele. Usually they can not get out of a situation fast enough or come up with a good enough excuse. Be on top of your game for excuses if you don't want to be the Bitch Box.

If and When you are the Bitch Box, don't expect any care, just douchebags and whiney girls asking for advice.
Starring: Squarez, Jablez, Nillaz
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Here is the Male/Male Bitch Box...not really a "sexual" matter just 2 dudes, one being a bitch who cries.
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Sq: "hey jablez sup"
Jb: "man, my girlfriend just won't shut up about her dog"
Sq: "yeah that sucks"
Jb: "I know what should i do man?"
<Successfully avoiding Bitch Box>
Sq: "fuck if i know, my cats attacking the mirror again" *logs off aim*
<becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: *gives advice, stays on aim*
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Now here is the male/female bitch box situation:
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Sq: "hey whats up nilla"
Nl: "hay man, my day sucked so bad...*goes on about day*"
Nl: "what do you think i should do about my job?
<Avoiding the Bitch Box>
Sq: "um...i don't know i'm watching porn"
<or>
Sq: "well idk about that, but what else is up?"
<Becoming the Bitch Box>
Sq: "awww poor nillaz, *blahblahblah*"
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BE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME OF EXCUSES TO AVOD THE BITCH BOX.
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<3 Square...srsly stop bitching to me people.
by Andre (Square) E. May 31, 2006
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Bitchbot

Someone who is both robotic and a bitch.

Someone having a monotone voice and bad attitude.
The DMV is full of bitchbots!
by myawela March 14, 2004
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Bitch box

A linux box that's soul purpose is to serve mundane, one time information (ie DNS, routing or proxy serving)
Microsoft's DNS server is a bitchbox owned by akamai.
by Nekret December 9, 2003
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Bitchboozle

Another term for catfishing. The equivalent of being bamboozled by a bitch.
Joe: "Hey Franco, hows the online relationship with Martha?"
Franco: "Dude, I totally got bitchboozled!"
by revjar May 25, 2018
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Bitchboozle

A term used to describe when a woman who uses a man for his money, fame, or otherwise. Literally to get bamboozled by a bitch.
Franco: "Hey, how's the tinder dating going with Martha?"
Joe: "Dude, she totally bitchboozled me!"
by revjar May 30, 2018
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