Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.

Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.

by gregben August 14, 2022

Bitchell

Basically the essence of life. A word used to describe almost anything, good or bad.

"That is SO bichell!"
"You're bitchell"
"OMG, that is so UN-bitchell"
"That hurt like a bitchell"

and the ever so famous
"HOLY BITCHELL BALLSACK"

by Bitchell_Glen_Coco May 9, 2009

Bitchell

A term of endearment. Used to show people named Mitchell, that you love them very much.

Friend: BITCHELL! :)

Mitchell: Awe, I love you too bro!

by mrman4 October 7, 2011

Bitchelle

A girl who is extremely annoying, unattractive and of course, BITCHY. She thrives to be the center of attention, and thinks she is a boy-magnet when in fact she is not. Stay away from Bitchelles because they manipulate you and try to make you into something you're not.

Guy 1-"Hey did you see Bitchelle?"
Guy 2-"Yeah, she's so annoying and bitchy!"
Guy 1-"Why the heck are we even talking about that bitch!?"

by whoopwhoop_mango March 25, 2010

bitchell

a person (generally male) in a managing position at a family entertainment center who is way to old for the job he has and takes it way to seriously as well so as to piss off all the other people at the family entertainment center. He also usuall is in the addiational employment of the crappy convience store across the street

"Did bitchell ask you to work laser tag, front desk, rockwall, and birthdays all at the same time agian for two shifts"
"yeah then he went across the street to pump someone's gas"

by KANDNYYYYYY September 9, 2005

Bitchelle

That one Michelle that no one can stand. She has hypochondriac tendencies and never showers. Bitchelle is always complaining and cries when she doesn’t get her way.

“Okay Michelle you are being a total bitchelle right now”

by Ghosthandle1234 January 17, 2019

Bitchahellacockin'

Something that just plain fuckin' rocks.

Dude, that concert was bitchahellacockin'!

by Kaptan Oats February 2, 2006