Bidet

When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.

She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago

by Cornholio514 November 12, 2016

Bidet

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.

"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)

by J's A's August 1, 2019

Bidet

Giving yourself a bidet

When you poop and the toilet water splashes up at your butthole

Guy 1: I just gave myself a bidet!
Guy 2: you must’ve had a huge poop!

by boboobobobob December 6, 2019

Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.

Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.

by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021

Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?

by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018

Bidet Butt Chug

A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.

Mitch really just bidet butt chugged that entire bottle of sake, what a legend.

by Abstract Sever March 4, 2023

bidet effect

What happens when an automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

I sat-down to take a dump on the toilet in the Chicago airport, and I had barely moved forward when suddenly it flushed and I was a victim of the bidet effect.

by SluggoBear December 15, 2008