Bibliophile

One who enjoys the act of raping the bible.

Look at that blibliophile, all over his bible.

by De-man August 23, 2005

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bibliophoney

One who browses bookstores because they prefer the feel of real books, but ultimately purchases the book on their smart phone as they leave the store.

Bookstore clerk 1: that guys such a bibliophoney, he's just browsing not buying.

Browsing the Kindle store is not as much fun as strolling around the Borders bibliophoning

by thinkconor March 17, 2012

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Bibliophileklept

A person who is obsessed with books to the point of hoarding or stealing. Usually used in a sarcastic manner, but many times may be used as an ironic joke.

"I have so many books, people start thinking I'm a bibliophileklept."

by NakabaChan November 16, 2014

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Biblioklept

A person who loves reading books due to which they steal books.

Jake: Look, I have heard that guy is a Biblioklept. Even he doesn't know how many books he has stolen.
James: We cant blame him. Its just because he loves to read.

by SomeUrbanDefinator November 26, 2021

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Bibliophile

The Password to the portrait Restricted Section In Harry Potter And the Chamber of Secrets after you sneak past those idiot prefects who leg lock you and deduct house points if you get caught.

Harry: (At the Portrait) "Bibliophile"
Potrait: (Slowly Starts to open)
Prefect: 'HEY, YOU!!'

by J.R Words March 26, 2025

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