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Belisarius

1. (b.505?-d.565) Byzantine military commander who suppressed the Nika Revolt, conquered Vandal North Africa, Sicilia, and Italy, and saved Constantinople from the Bulgarian Huns before being imprisoned on trumped-up charges of treason in 562.
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"Belisarius pretended to accept the offer, rode to Ravenna to be crowned, and promptly arrested the leaders of the Goths and reclaimed their entire kingdom - no halfway settlement - for Byzantium."
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.
We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".
by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008
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ignorance is bliss

It is a term used to falsely justify apathy on the given subject in the form of a catchy cliche.
A prevalent saying of the people in North America when confronted by the truth.

Me: Did you know that fluoride causes bone brittleness and dental fluorosis?

You: Meh, ignorance is bliss. *swallows the toothpaste*
by youcandothis March 25, 2013
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Sorrowful Bliss

1. To be blissful in your sorrow.
2. Enjoying your sorrow rather than to wallow in it unhappily or with self-pity.
3. To accept being sorrowful willingly and agreeably.
4. Accepting that you are filled with sorrow and being decidedly blissful rather than allowing the sorrow to consume you in depression.
5. Blissful Sorrow
As she felt the depression, she knew that the sorrowful bliss would soon follow, and she would welcome the feeling.
by Aiden6801 February 27, 2008
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Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.
"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
by dogegg March 10, 2009
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Post Haircut Bliss

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.
Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.
by Squirrel22342 February 3, 2012
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blissrock

A catch-all term for the related genres of shoegaze and dreampop which avoids the contentious label shoegaze, which is rejected by many artists who fit the definition. It also avoids the contentious label shoegaze, which some use to refer ONLY to an 80s English rock scene, not modern American bands inspired by that scene.
Ceremony, Skywave, and A Place to Bury Strangers have all been inspired by shoegaze, but blissrock is a less contentious term.
by WarGoatForestWolf666 April 13, 2010
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