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Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.
"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"
by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008
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bedhead

when you are awoken by your significant other perform fallatio.
Nothing says "Good Morning, Rise and Shine" like a lil' bedhead!
by Filthy Rich July 3, 2002
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Bedhead

A racial slur for a person of Asian ethnicity.

Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.

Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.

Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.
Why do bedheads tend to sit only with other bedheads in the cafeteria?

Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!

I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...

These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."
by WrittenByABedhead September 24, 2016
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Bethead

Pronounced bet head, it is the Ship name for Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones from Riverdale.
Omg! I ship Bethead so hard!!!
by dr.c__12 July 17, 2018
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Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!
by whalecom November 21, 2021
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berhead

An African male with knots in his hair.
What a berhead, looking all fashionable and whatnot.
by floydbaby April 27, 2022
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bedhead

waking up with a bj first thing with her/it/gagging ,chocking,suffecating. gasping for air; tears in eyes, eyes rolled back with a stupid looking smile...broken...nice-btw all consensual.
... wish i had someone to use "bedhead with"...T_T...
by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024
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