better off dead 

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

better off dead by Elisara January 28, 2008

botten 

Berliner Umgangssprache für 'weglaufen', 'wegrennen'.

Popularisiert wurde der Begriff durch Pashanims Single "Shababs Botten".

A: Jo, Bruder, da sind Cops!
B: Shiiit, lass botten!
*sie rennen weg*

botten by YT EmuBeatz June 20, 2020

better off bacon 

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

better off bacon by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

bettercallmommy 

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

bettercallmommy by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021

Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

Something people type on twitter

Twitter Dude: My Grandma just died
Random Guy On Twitter: Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better

Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better by Adifiddid October 29, 2021

better off 

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better

It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.

better off by Bai LI September 13, 2007

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019