beta male

A small minded, little bitch of a man. EG. Ben Cortes

Brad: “Where’s Ben”
Martin: “Oh he’s at Zoe’s, what a beta male”

beta male by GOAT House 2018 December 11, 2018

betamaxed 

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.

“Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market”

betamaxed by Mudit January 31, 2005

Beta-Male 

A male who is basically a simp who lacks dominance and intelligence and is fooled and taken advantage by women who ain’t shit that only uses them for money and other things then throws them aside when there all dried up for another man

Beta-Male is the type of person to confront and catch his girl cheating on him in his own house only to get beat up by that man and get kicked out of his own house or to let his crush and her boyfriend use his Netflix or car

Beta-Male by Badsion February 26, 2021

Beta Male

A beta male is a male who is unable to assert dominance and is generally a wimp.

OMG, look at Space. He could be so much more. Hes such a beta male though.

Beta Male by bronlemesja June 2, 2020

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

Beta Male Rock by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022

Absolute Beta Male 

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

Absolute Beta Male by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019

Pre Pubescent Beta Male

A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis

That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male

Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male

Pre Pubescent Beta Male by Ok stfu April 29, 2020