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jacob bertrand

A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.
by Hugle ism January 21, 2021
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Beatmania

You are the DJ. awesome Bemani game where you've got the turn table. though 5-key is popular 7-key is better.
"My friend is wicked awesome at BeatMania!"
by Rane May 8, 2003
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Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.
A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.
by paul March 10, 2004
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Gary Bettman

The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.

This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.

Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.

Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.

Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011
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bartman

To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.
Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.
by Alou October 22, 2003
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The Bartman

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.
by qwertyjerk March 18, 2011
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bermanate

v. ber-mah-nate; n. ber-mah-nay-shun

-verb (used with object)

1. to spew semen everywhere.

2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,

liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.

3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.

4. to destroy by force of orgasm.

-noun

5. the act of bermanating.

Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >
Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.

Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.

Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.

Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.

Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.
by Scott Berman January 9, 2010
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