Big Bad Bert

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012

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bert mccracken

bert has the most amazing vocal cords i have ever heard. and he is HOTTT(3 t's)

a guy that can smoke and scream that well is god to me

by you choose October 17, 2003

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mmmm... yep, he's a man who promises sex to everyone at The Used shows... and im still waiting to claim mine... aaand i think he should make out with gerard and quinn a little more often and go on stage naked... ohhh yea

*look in my eyes, im jaded now, whatever that means, by sharing these things, i rip my heart out, its worth my time whatever that means... sooooo share with me, cuz i need it right now let me see your insides, or write me off, cuz id rather die now if you wont open up... give it to me, give me all, whatever you want... its never been me to want this much from you i can see... share with me cuz i need it right now let me see your inside, or write me off cuz i rather die now if you wont open up.. you wont open up* -Noise and Kisses

by Sarah Brown March 23, 2005

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Bert McCracken

Bert is a person no words can describe. He is alot crazy and very loving, along with being a chain smoking dirty rocker that throws up on stage. He brings the words to the table with his talented poetics while fronting alternative/punk band The Used, and his amazing voice projects the words that he couldn't have let out any better way.

Bert McCracken is a crazy shit but lets no go back to highschool ever again.

by Dani in SLC January 15, 2008

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Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 23, 2021

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bert mccracken

An awsome singer ... also a great lyric writer,funny and nice person

Bert McCracken is one of the greatest singers I've Heard of Ever!

by Kim F. September 1, 2003

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jam&bert

abbreviations of names;
jam = james
bert = robert
-people who fulfil these characteristics; inseparable since birth OBV. share a birthday sometime in february. live two doors apart from each other + gladys lives between them at number 17. same schools. bmfl's ;D

jam: yo we is in bradford because that is TOWN, not halifax, that is not town.
bert: :M ye.
char: hahahahah look at that man, hahaha. hahhahahahahhahahaha.
jam&bert: char, you talk posh..
char&laura: nonononono
gaz: yeyeyyeye proper do.

by triangle-ee February 4, 2009

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