beneficials

When you're not quite friends or in a relationship but you're still fucking

"So me and Sarah are fucking but she said we're not friends and we're definitely not in a relationship"

"So you're beneficials"

by yourhelpforthestreets November 27, 2014

beneficiate

The act of collecting certain benefits. Especially the benefits pertaining to "friends with benefits".

John is going over to Jane's to beneficiate. John and Jane are beneficiating in the back.

by Tommy S. January 3, 2009

Benefiction

A lie that you tell to someone for thier own good. One example of this would be that you wouldn't tell a small child that does not yet understand the concept of death that her mother just died and is never coming back. You would tell her that her mother is away on an extended vacation and won't be back for some time.

You told your girlfriend I was a straight A student? That's complete benefiction!

by Sand Storm December 9, 2011

Beneficiant

When you take home a girl that someone else roofied

James roofied Lisa but Joe the Beneficiant took her home

by List doe April 5, 2016

Beneficial Friendship

When two people want to be in a relationship, but only to cuddle and have deep and meaningful chats. There is no sex envolved.

Aww you guys are so cute together.

Nah we just have a Beneficial friendship.

by Natrickpunes June 3, 2020

Beneficiary cookbook

An unhealthy eating cookbook for people who want to see their inheritance sooner so they feed their relatives food from such cookbook. Meant to be a joke but very insensitive and sickening.

John: I can't stand your mother. She says all these racist terms for Jewish people or Black people and calls people out when she sits on the porch. Totally embarrassing.

Sally: Yes I know. Regardless, I want to take care of her.

John: I know. You're a good daughter but perhaps it would be best if we would feed her from the beneficiary cookbook.

Sally: What the hell? That's my mother you're talking about, you asshole.

by Verrückte Hunde May 10, 2022

Beneficial Snake

A person that seem like they fwu or care for you but are just around it because it benefits them or they see something they can benefit from. They can’t be trusted ! They are envious and have hidden agendas.

These bitches are not real or genuine, they are Beneficial Snakes!

by Virgo225 January 21, 2024