Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

Bench Questing

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.

“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”

by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021

Ahmer Bench

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.

Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it

by nyeahehc April 16, 2019

BECCA

Becca is an amazing person who can be crazy yet so attractive, who has a wonderful and cute personality, she always wants you to be happy and is always out there to put other before herself, she always puts on a smile even when she’s going through a terrible time herself, she’s always happy and positive to everyone around her, and always includes everyone in everything she does, she always has people wanting to spend time with her and just doesn’t have enough time to spend with everyone she loves. She’s an all around beautiful young lady who has beautiful eyes you can get lost in, she’s the best type of girlfriend and also an amazing bestfriend, she’s the best person to kiss and just have fun with, she’ll always be there to have fun with you no matter what you do, she’ll always be there and will never let you down, she’s the best lover who isn’t afraid of anything and always puts on a brave smile for her significant other, she is always smiling and always making everyone around her feel special, she’s an all around amazing young woman, if you have a Becca in life then don’t lose her bc that will be the biggest mistake you ever make

That girl reminds me of becca

by BRODY;) October 13, 2018

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.

Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer

by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014

Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy May 17, 2012