ben

when your girlfriend starts dating someone else around 24 hours after you two broke up

A.how are you and Jess doing
B.we broke up, then she pulled a ben on me
A.that sucks
B.i know

by Fighting Irish February 16, 2008

ben

ben is the most popular guy in the whole school. he has so many friends and he knows everyone from all the schools around the popular suburbs. ben is really cool and if he likes you well then say yes becasue youre gonna get fucking popular bitch

ben told me he liked me

by benlikesmelolllll April 28, 2019

ben

ben is a ugly potato head looking fool. i have ben .ben can suck mydick

when I see ben I will punch him .
when I see ben I’m going beat him up .

by yourbfisabattyboy May 12, 2020

ben

legit the most common name ever to exist and if your parents decide to name you this basic ass white name then they probably never thought you had the potential to go to college god forbid graduate high school at all and they probably never gave a shit. any cock juggling thunder cunts with this name are probably whores who have five chats open at any given moment talking to dudes they met under suspicious circumstances. avoid at all costs because they probably have never been in a relationship for more than two weeks. also fucks dogs.

"yo momma, who is ben fucking so loud up there and why tf does the dog have gonorrhea again?"
momma: "god damn it ben"

by bitter&petty October 16, 2016

ben

Noun: a ben
Something a Scottish man named Stewart would put his rubbish in.
bin

Person 1: Where do you put your rubbish?
Stewart: In a ben.
Person 1: No, you put it in a bin, with an "i" in the middle of the b and the n. B-I-N. Bin.
Stewart: I'm not saying it wrong, you are. It's a ben.

by frangipanne March 5, 2011

ben

Ben is a crusty incel with no idea on how women should actually be treated. He's a grown child who thinks just because he's tall that he is better than everyone else. Ben's girlfriend most likely hates him, and he doesn't know how to brush his long, shaggy hair.

"Hey, are you still with that Ben guy?"

"Yeah, but now I'm kind of seeing the real him. He's sort of a rude incel"

by bubblegumbird February 19, 2020

ben

the best boyfriend ever. he loves his mom and takes care of her. he’s loyal and passionate. he will most likely bark at you but it’s okay because he’s a good boy.

A: look, there comes ben!!

B: OMG BEN? he is the loml!

by imthealphatheomega December 26, 2021