Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. (noun) A procedure in which you place a clear plastic sheet on the chest of a person while you stradle said person and receive felatio (oral sex) and defecate (poop) on the clear sheet. As the person recieving felatio is about to ejaculate, he grabs the plastic sheet and flips it onto the felater's (person performing felatio) face creating a "chocolate jellyfish" appearance. Once the jellyfish has been created, he proceeds to ejaculate on the felater's face thus "frosting the chocolate jellyfish"

2. (noun) The person being Frosted Chocolate Jellyfished.

3. frosted chocolate jellyfisher (noun) The person performing the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish

1. Hey James, I gave your ex-girlfriend the Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish.

2. Margo! Your brother made me a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfish!

3. Don't go out with him, He is a Frosted Chocolate Jellyfisher.

by Angry Pirate Andy January 25, 2010

making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies

Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.

by churdler April 4, 2003

jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches

"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"

by bigD567 October 6, 2008

sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.

I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.

by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008

Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.

That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!

by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009

jellyfishfingernail4

My very cool my mutual 😊😘👍👍

"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"

by Pigeonliver August 29, 2021

Smith mountain lake jellyfish

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests

"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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by ARRRRDub July 18, 2010