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bella swan

A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..

bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
by All knowing Teen January 5, 2009
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Bella Swan

The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan
by TheBigMystery April 21, 2010
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Bella Swan

Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut

bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009
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Bella Swan.

An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX

Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
by Animezing! February 11, 2017
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Bella Swan Complex

When you know someone is detrimental to be around but you hang around them anyways. Derived from Bella Swan in Twilight, who gets together with Edward Cullen even though he tells her constantly that he could kill her.
Person A: He's such a jerk. Why do you hang around him?

Person B: I don't know.

Person A (to Person C): Person A has such a Bella Swan Complex!
by falloutboyfan182 May 29, 2010
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Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.
What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.
by MindGrapes October 28, 2014
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Bell’s Policy

This is the policy that states the internet provider Bell is allowed to access the chip in your brain that is produced by the COVID-19 vaccine and that they can update it through their internet connection and sell your information to the world elites.
Anthony: Bell’s Policy allowed Bell to brainwash Connor.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.
by Anthony Sestanovic January 19, 2021
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