Behemoth

An individual who is picked on mercilessly by his so called friends. Often four times the size of the average overweight individual, but always believes everything they hear on fox news. Daily diet consists of small woodland animals, large woodland animals, small woodlands, large woodlands, small and large city folk, small and large cities, small and large countries, entire planets, solar systems, galaxies, black holes, time and space itself and the unknown that lies beyond it. Has his very own gravitational pull. Usually doesn't swim as civilizations mistaking his body for new lands undiscovered will often settle on him.

Parent: "All five of my daughters were raped and murdered, cut into small pieces and fed to wolves!"

Behemoth: "yeah, but everything happens for a reason. A flower probably blossomed from the brutal raping and murder of your daughters."

by Damien marley cootenburry August 24, 2010

Behemoth

Behemoth is two things 1) A huge lion like monster on the final fantasy series also see catoblepus who is easy as to kill even tho its mostly at the end of the game. and 2) A black metal pagan band that changed to a satanic death metal band

*sighs* why could they stay pagan

by Lord Of The Whores September 6, 2004

behemoth butterflies

that crazy feeling of anxiousness/nervousness in your stomach when you're with the most amazing person you've ever met.

her name's Alyssa and it's like whenever i'm within 100 feet of her, those behemoth butterflies flood my stomach

by ankshay willis April 4, 2010

Douche-behemoth

a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.

"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."

by R.M. & D.Y. March 13, 2010

big headed behemoth

often refered to a large and overgrown large headed sasquatch-like creature

whoa did you just see that Donasaur?
no but i did see the big headed behemoth over there by the golden girls box set

by XxBuckCrazy February 25, 2010

Behemoth

Behemoth is a term used to describe a girl who looks like she's been nailed by 1000 black men.

"that girl had a huge behemoth between her legs, it was worse than a sasquatch and a mott"

by LongJ0n August 11, 2008

Behemoth

gianormous, totally huge, like BIG

oh mi that was bloody behemoth!
HOLY DAAAM! u r sooooo behemoth

by sKoE March 21, 2005