beer goggles 

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.

Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.

beer goggles by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020

Beer Goggles 

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

Beer Goggles by Grits January 8, 2005

beer goggles 

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

beer goggles by Polhamus February 19, 2006

Reverse beer goggles 

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

Reverse beer goggles by slipsonic November 10, 2015

beer goggles 

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

beer goggles by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

beer goggles 

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

beer goggles by emohammers December 10, 2003

Beer Goggles 

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.

I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!

Beer Goggles by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010