beechin

The process of masturbating while ensconced in a birch tree. Actually it's quite relaxing...

Little Johnny took a break from his stressful homework in order to go beechin in his backyard. Now he is a man.

by GillyB November 22, 2004

winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach

let's go winter beaching next week

by linda April 14, 2005

blood belching vagina

refering to a heavily menstruating vagina.

Get your blood belching vagina away from me!

by B-Jizzy February 13, 2003

park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

by anonymus August 6, 2003

Belching

When you are giving it to a girl in the ass, you come out and ejaculate on her anus. You then procede to take a straw and suck out the semen.

when jimmy was getting it on in sally's ass, he suddenly turned gay and stated belching her.

by Askmeaboutmywiener1337 January 13, 2009

Sex Benching

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

by simon_says June 25, 2014

Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006