Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

bedtime sugar

Definition 1: Sex, booty, action, lovin', smoochy smooch, at bedtime.

Definition 2: Chocolate when that's all you can get.

"Hot chocolate is bedtime sugar for when you're not gonna get any bedtime sugar"

by Amanita76 August 26, 2017

Bedtosis

When you wake up and your bed is so comfortable you don't want to get out.

Where's Jhon?
He had bedtosis so he will be late.

by Yalemans April 11, 2020

bedtime

a time when someone must go to bed

“you was at the club?”
“no i wasn’t my bedtime is at 10”

by epicdefaultdancer August 7, 2019

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way

Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

by Oh my my March 4, 2015

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009