Bedlead

Bedlead is a term to describe the act of shitting on a bed. It can be used in many scenarios. For instance:
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded

Mom: The baby bedleadded again for the 5th time this week! I’m disowning him!
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..

by The Pink Panther 🐆 July 31, 2023

bedready

1) adjective - the state of being ready for bed

2) verb - the act of getting ready for bed

Person 1: hey, can we turn the light off?

Person 2: no, I'm not bedready yet

Person 1: well then you should hurry up and bedready!

by HappyA September 19, 2023

isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

by pacify;phan February 20, 2022

I want to be dead

I am growing bored of this life

I want to be dead

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

beddadadoo

one of many of the infamous Dave Mustaine's interesting choices in vocabulary. this phrase is a contraction of "better to do" as exemplified in the song "Peace Sells" from Megadeth's album of the same name. do not be mistaken, though. Mustaine's lyrical talent is widespread throughout the entire record, as it is throughout the entire megadeth discography.

Whaddayameanidonbelieveingod? talktoimvryday. Whaddayameanidunsupportgersystem? igotacourtwhenihafta.
Whaddayameanicayntgetaworkontime? gotnothing beddadadoo.

by mah gravy July 8, 2010

be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009