booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

bewaffle

To be highly confused, in a kerfuffle kind of way.

Rosie: After seeing all those knitting penguins, I'm highly bewaffled.
Jim: Yes, they do cause a large amount of bewafflement.
John: Don't worry, you shouldn't let them bewaffle you - I've seen penguins crochet!

by Dave1010 May 30, 2005

Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

Bedazzled

When you're doing your girl doggy style and you pull out and cum on her ass cheeks and it looks like rinestones on bedazzled pants.

Dude I was about to bust inside her but I pulled out and bedazzled her.

by Hispanicpancake June 2, 2011

Bedazzled lock

When someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens "Va jay jay" with chocolate sauce and other sweet assortments, Then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an orgasm.

"I heard Courtney had a bedazzled lock last weekend!"
" He totally bedazzled my lock last night."

by Dosent Matter... February 1, 2010

Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

baffled

not of fair complection

"I dont like yours much ,she's well baffled"
can also be shortened to "baff"

by steve d June 18, 2006